@globeandmail @world-globeandmail

Call him by his real name Globe and Mail, call him by his name:

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor moves out of home near Windsor Castle after Epstein document release

#fixedyourheadline #GlobandFail

Mandelson accuses European leaders of ‘histrionic’ reaction to Trump’s Greenland stance

Article by former British ambassador to US is likely to be seen as criticism of Keir Starmer

The Guardian
ANALYSIS | Greenland has become the island that could break NATO | CBC News

European leaders have sounded the alarm over Donald Trump’s ambitions to take over Greenland, but the U.S. president may instead be thinking of his legacy. If that’s the case, many analysts, diplomats and politicians believe not only will European diplomacy fail, but the entire post-Second World War system of alliances will come crashing down alongside it, should the U.S. move unilaterally.

CBC

Let me fix that headline for you:

"As millions of Gen Zers face unemployment, CEOs get dished some tough love: pitch solutions or prepare for pitchforks."

https://fortune.com/2025/12/16/mcdonalds-ceo-chris-kempczinski-gen-z-career-advice-take-success-in-own-hands-say-yes-dishwasher-to-c-suite/

#fixedyourheadline #poverty #unemplyment

As millions of Gen Zers face unemployment, McDonald’s CEO dishes out some tough love career advice for navigating the market: ‘You’ve got to make things happen for yourself’

As millions of Gen Z fall into NEET status, McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski has some blunt advice for young people: stop waiting around for help.

Fortune

@CTVNews @calgary-CTVNews

But its a Tesla.

"Democracy hits back at Musk"

#fixedyourheadline

#fixedYourHeadline : Failing Politician tries to use their position of power to punish a single activist they disagree with by using the mainstream media to threaten their livelihood

#NZPol

https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360846407/willis-one-nz-should-re-think-ads-protester-who-gave-out-winston-peters-address

Stuff

#fixedyourheadline Mentally ill religious zealot on TikTok scares gullible people with his instance his second coming of Jesus hallucinations are messages from “god.”

Also, really @abc? Whitewashing the Evangelical Christian rapture? These people love their pre-tribulation rapture Christian fanfic —written in 1830 by crackpot preacher John Darby — why try to hide it?
https://flipboard.com/@abc/news-54f0unfaz/-/a-oN6yf9ZKRU6ZqSmLWoGPUA%3Aa%3A3195386-%2F0

#RaptureTok: 'End of the world' theory spreads on social media

One corner of TikTok is claiming that the end is near, and it all started with a podcast posted by a South African preacher back in June.

ABC News

@PeterRu

"Led by Donkeys activists kidnapped by UK security agencies"

#fixedyourheadline

The Malicious Communications Act only applies to electronic or printed communications. The projection of images is clearly outside the scope of the act,

Furthermore, it relates to communications which are wholly indecent in nature. There's plenty indecent about Trump and Epstein, but not that image.

The police were just abducting people and operating entirely outside the law when they did. Fuckers needs suing to maximum force for this abuse of power.

“Utah’s Pedophile Senate president prompted law change that helped a teen charged with child rape”

#FixedYourHeadline

https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2025/08/02/utah-senate-pres-stuart-adams/

Utah’s Senate president prompted law change that helped a teen charged with child rape

An 18-year-old high schooler was facing potential prison time and having to register as a sex offender until help came from a powerful ally — Senate President J. Stuart Adams.

The Salt Lake Tribune

GOP senate votes to steal more of your money, make you sick, and put you in prison if you speak up in protest or object … #fixedyourheadline

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06/29/us/trump-news?unlocked_article_code=1.Sk8.5eCn.iIy1kWtFMfQF&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

Trump Administration Live Updates: Senate Debates Bill That Would Add at Least $3.3 Trillion to Debt

The New York Times