Seriously, if you are shooting fireworks tonight: FUCK YOU! My dog is sitting in the corner under a chair and I hate you. #FireworksSuck #StopFireworks #EndFireworksNow

I want to tear out your eyes and your heart. And typically, I am not a violent man. But right now, you deserve being eviscerated!

#FuckFireworks #FireworksSuck #EndFireworks

Seriously, if you are shooting fireworks tonight: FUCK YOU!

My dog is sitting in the corner under a chair and I hate you.

#FireworksSuck #StopFireworks #EndFireworks

Here's the truth: I want to go tear the eyes and hearts out of these people who are shooting off fireworks and scaring the @#$% out of my dog! Whew. Thank goodness I got that out on BlueSky instead of being arrested for murder. #FuckFireworks #FireworksSuck #EndFireworks
Anyone who has a dog, or likes dogs has the right to objectively think that the 4th of July is the worst holiday. #fireworks #fireworksSuck #dogsofmastodon
This pup and I are DONE with fireworks
#fireworkssuck #4thOfJuly #FourthOfJuly
Hab eben Hilfe dabei gebraucht, den Flausch überhaupt aus der Haustür zu bringen und überhaupt möchte ich grade eine Großpackung Watschn im Dorf verteilen. Oder auch mehrere.
#dogsofmastodon #fireworkssuck #oopstooearly