Mastodawn

Hopping up into da sink
It now be time for morning dwink
Mama comes and turns on tap
And water flows, wif tung I lap

Da water cold, it be lots num
I start to fill my big boy tum
My hed gets wet, but dis I like
Cuz den I gets a furry spike

After I has cuddles
Figgy come cuz it his turn
He noes dat I cuddles firs
Cuz dat is wat he lern

Den he sleep like baby
Cuz a baby wat he be
No matter how he copy
He not eber big like me

I cwy at da mama
Cuz I wants sink water
She turns da water on
And I starts to hab a dwink

Socky comes too
She steels da water fwom me
Dwinking insted
As I closely wach

Den da Figgy comes
To see wats going on
He waches too
Until I gets my turn

I not noes wat yoo saying
Dat balloon? I did not see
Dat wibbon dat be tied to it
Who chewed it? It not me!

I not noes why yoo hid balloon
Or why da wibbon took
I luvs ballons, and wibbon too
I only wants to look!