Why mama, why?
Why yoo putting my toys
Into deez bokses?

Why mama, why?
Why yoo say sum for later
And sum for donate?

Why mama, why?
Wen dey all be mine
And shud be all out?

#MamaSesSheSortingAndKleening #ISesSheWekkingAndSteeling #DatNotHowItGos #DemToysBeMine #FinComeForNoms

Mama still sicky
And feeling all icky
She coff and she sneez
All nite long

All hurty, her hed
As she lies in her bed
I cuddle to kure
All dats wong

#CheddarPoetry #MamaSicky #ITakeCareOfHer #MiteNotHartOrWeply #FinComeForNoms

As sunbeam wakes
Outside be cold
Da birdies kwiet
But I keeps wach

Figgy comes
I wessles him!
On top da twee
We bite and bop

He bites my hed
I bites his nek
Den he gibs up
I always win

#WeBoffWachOutsideForBirdiesAfter #ItLotsColdOutside #FinComeForNoms

Skwishy fishy!
Skwishy fishy!
Bounce and skweek
I skwish da fishy!

Figgy wach me
Skwishy fishy
But skwish fish
He not be shur

#SkwishyFishy #FiggyWantsToSkwishDaFishy #FiggyNotWannaHurtDaFishy #FiggySilly #FinComeForNoms #CatsOfMastodon

Morning wessles
Owers long
We wessles fun
We wessles stwong

We kik and paw
I teech him best!
And wen we done
We has a west

#CheddarPoetry #AndDenWeWesslesAgen #2xSpeed #FinComeForNoms #MamaGoTalkToHimButHeBeShy #CatsOfMastodon