The Gneech! Awww Yeah(glittery blue puff of smoke)
Genie: Oh, ho, ho! By entering the magic keysmash sequence you have summoned me, oh master! I shall grant you three wishes!
Me (raised eyebrow): Really? Neat. Any caveats I should know about?
Genie: Oh, ho, ho! Don't be ridiculous! I have the unlimited power of magic at my control! Your every wish will be granted!
Me: And are these proper wishes, or some kind of monkey's paw bullshit?
Genie: Oh, ho, ho! I can give you infinite wealth, but I cannot give you wisdom! Who knows what unintended consequences there might be?
Me: Okay, fine. My first wish is to know beforehand what the result of my other two wishes would be.
Genie: ...
Genie (sullenly): ...It was monkey paw bullshit.
Me: I thought so. Fuck off.