Kirstie Yessum, fresh off a loss in North Dakota, retires to volunteer at a high-efficiency dog shelter in Bismarck called "Faster, Puppy Dog! Kill! Kill!” as resident “dispute minister" among the canines. She's quoted as saying "when you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life!”

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Agatha settles down with both Gil and Tarvek in Mechanicsburg. She's taken to modeling some of Tarvek's more racy sartorial designs. The castle tries to make waffles that Tarvek likes, but never manages it. Krosp has left to the Japanese island full of cats and has a comfortable life. Martellus has fallen down a bottomless pit and is coming up with a new version of calculus out of boredom.

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Indiana Jones left academia and adventuring behind, moved to an island in the Pacific as far away from Nazis as he could get, and tended a garden.

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The monsters are ever bigger — don Quixote will never retire!

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Upon reaching legal age, Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn successfully sued Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens out of the copyrights for their characters. Those rights were the seed capital of TSHF Inc, a little known multinational corporation that today owns most of Disney, Time-Warner, and Universal Studios. They retired before the age of 30 and spent most of their time thereafter ballooning around the world.

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Missy turns humanitarian.

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(She eats humans.)
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