Sounds like a scam. #fatkid #meme
That "light" lunch accomplished its mission: It's not even 5 PM and I'm already thinking dinner. #fatkid
Good point. #fatkid

Sometimes you gotta look at your oversized belly in the mirror, and tell yourself "that's it, only a protein shake for dinner!"

Tonight is not one of those times. Making cheese toast now. #fatkid

Back at the office. All muscles and joints protesting at unusually quicker pace of walking from the car to my desk. Apparently I'm so out of shape that I can't even attempt that. #fatkid
Off to work, thinking I should really do the "will this old piece of clothing still fit me?" game the night before. #Fatkid #MondaysSuck
Second chances are important. #fatkid
I hate when I'm stuffed after lunch, then back at the office my ice cream sense starts tingling... some coworker nearby must be having a bday celebration. #fatkid
Signs that I'm out of shape, No 6172: Opening a box of diet coke cans and loading them in the fridge leaves me wishing this were my last physical task on Earth. #fatkid

One thing in this new apt that I'm not fond of: Too many mirrors in the main bathroom, which remind me that I need to lose the weight I regained after the move.

And what do I have in the fridge for tonight's dinner? fried chicken, with a side of mac n cheese. Damm. #fatkid