Monday waited, patiently, until the last few minutes before midnight to strike. Intense stomach ache, a sign that the leftover pizza from earlier might not have been... safe. #ugh #MondaysSuck
Snow Patrol's "Chasing Cars" playing in my speakers: If I lay here, if I only lay here...
Me: Good idea. [goes back to bed after breakfast]
Few things are scarier that getting a random hand spasm. Specially when you're holding your phone. Specially when holding your phone close to the toilet.
Tragedy was avoided this time, but given that it's still Monday, not safe yet. #MondaysSuck