Monday waited, patiently, until the last few minutes before midnight to strike. Intense stomach ache, a sign that the leftover pizza from earlier might not have been... safe. #ugh #MondaysSuck
Regarding my previous post, just want to clarify that "I want a new brand of coffee that wakes me up more on Monday mornings" is also covered under the "I want a new drug" lyrics. #MondaysSuck
Currently somewhere between 1 and 2. #Coffee #MondaysSuck #meme
At the office hoping, that, much like Jesus, people don't ask me questions about how my Easter #LongWeekend went. #MondaysSuck
Those who endorse a capitalist society at any costs will be glad to know that I'm going to the office now. #MondaysSuck

Snow Patrol's "Chasing Cars" playing in my speakers: If I lay here, if I only lay here...

Me: Good idea. [goes back to bed after breakfast]

#MondaysSuck

Once again I remind you all, there's no need for everyone to start the workweek at the same time, nor to start it this early. We shouldn't have Monday mornings. Ponder this as I hit SNOOZE again. #MondaysSuck
Still feeling extremely crappy, and like a good mystery movie, there's about half dozen suspects, all with means, opportunity and motive. But I'm just blaming Monday. #MondaysSuck

Few things are scarier that getting a random hand spasm. Specially when you're holding your phone. Specially when holding your phone close to the toilet.

Tragedy was avoided this time, but given that it's still Monday, not safe yet. #MondaysSuck