It's #MascMonday and #FatBoyWinter so here's a selfie!
It's been a while since I did a #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday selfie, so here we are!
I just came from the dentist and I didn't have a good time!
Hello, my friends.
Welcome to yet another #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday.
Please look upon me and tell me I am handsome, for surely I feel it not, this day.
Somehow it feels inappropriate that this #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday falls on International Women's Day.
To all the International Women out there, and speaking only for myself: Sorry for... well, everything. 🤷‍♂️
I'm having a shitty day, so instead of working, I'm celebrating this #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday with a pair of black and white photos. Why b&w? Because my face is so red I can't stand to look at it!

@PostMasterGeneral

#fatboywinter Confirmed. Glad to see you. Today will be a greater day than yesterday.

What up, friends?
It's another #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday, and I'm glad to see you!
I hope you are having a day that you could reasonably refer to as, "Good."
It's a rare Friday Night, #FatBoyWinter Selfie!

Almost forgot!
It's another #FatBoyWinter #MascMonday!

Here's a selfie! I shaved off most of my beard, and I hate it!