I want a wireless, backlit keyboard. I don't want a rechargeable one. Why are they all either wired or rechargeable?

Why is this too much to ask?

*sigh*

#Keyboards #Nonsense #FartNoises

Well crap. #GBvsCHI is on Prime tomorrow night. That's stupid. Playoff games should always be on over-the-air networks. All games should. Actually.

#NFL #WildCard #FartNoises

Wheels up, and good riddance Kansas City.

https://www.flightaware.com/live/flight/DAL8861

#NFL #Lions #FartNoises

Eh, fuck this team. *closes tab* #Mets

#MLB #Baseball #FartNoises

#Mets lose! Mets lose! Mets lose! #SadSackMets #FartNoises #RottenApple 💩

#MLB #baseball @baseball