The #parable of the old #farmer and the #physician.

An elderly farmer went in to see his #GP for a physical (probably had to be trussed by his wife to get him to see a #doc when he wasn't sick or injured.)

The #FamilyPractitioner asked him if he raised sheep. He had, he said. Well, the #doctor asked, if he had a dozen sheep, and one found a hole in the fence and escaped, how many sheep do you have left?

The farmer snorted, "None!"

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#story #lesson