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IT'S HAPPENED. IT FINALLY HAPPENED. AND OFC FOR EVERY FERRARI WINNING THERE MUST BE ONE BURNING IN HELL.

Literally at the same time of the patato moreover, Charles deserved to finish a good race, despite the poor qualifying.
Fortunately tho Russell survived the race or who'd have listened to him.

Are we believing now? Ferrari world champion? Surely they aced the strategy for once, surely giggino did giggino, but it'd be stupid to not drown in illusions.

Great race for Alpines too! I like Gasly and Colapinto, they deserve some good results, especially Gasly. #f1segreta #f1 #formulaone #SpanishGP

Sora Benedetta May 24

gal
ofc the patato what can we say, it's already becoming an habit
but so gutted for George, that's surely something hard to process and to respond to, I hope it'll be the only time for him bc on a track he likes is a big hit, he needed this points, and for us having a lone leader as italian as Kimi can be is always boring. and George doesn't deserve it!

Also grazie giggino for this 2nd place, he's slowly taking the leader place on a Charles which is ofc kinda depressed, who wouldn't after 8 years without any fcking chance and then Giggino comes and takes the two podiums for Ferrari.

Verstappen smiles more now than when he used to win, I mean good duels, fair, we take it lol

McLaren has the luck of Russell at this point
I called before the race only one Merc-Norris-Ham, I got two out of three (tho I'd imagined a Rosberg+Hamilton btw the Mercs and didn't factor Ferrari strategists suddenly working for McL) #F1segreta #f1 #CanadianGP #formulaone

Sora Benedetta May 3

Gods thanks for letting us have Antonelli.

If we'd have to only rely on Ferrari...but that's old news.
At least something like that is, as everybody's saying, history, at least that!

(It confirms the long-known fact that as long as the players are single individuals or little teams of individuals with no need for economic contributions from the country or its drowning economic tissue, we're always a force to be reckoned. Bring in industry, investments, stuff like that, and we might as well forfeit) #f1 #f1segreta #MiamiGP

Sora Benedetta May 2

Wow
What is this boi doing
I mean, my patato is doing everything they need.

Now, if we have to cheer Ferrari, we can say that at least the start could be some place to fight on, but as Italians it's hard to decide where the heart stays.
I must say, it's a shame that on the Sprint there were the McL to sow more problems, but it seems it's never enough for Ferrari to finally ace something. It's frustrating.

Maybe it's better to root for th patato even though it's clearly "mainstream" now?
I liked Russel though an I'm surprised at how is he reacting, I hope he can't get himself together, it would be a shame too.

Max is always fun to watch when he's got the suitable working conditions, I almost feared he'd have made pole.
#f1 #f1segreta #MiamiGP

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Sora Benedetta Mar 31

@vanblessed
premesso che da bambina tifavo Trulli e Fisichella perciò vedere Antonelli cosi mi procura delle emozioni pericolose.

Gasly ha fatto un garone e mi spiace tanto che sia dovuto passare per Red Bull perché è un gran pilota, Verstappen al contrario non c'ha più voglia, tanto prende una macchina a ruote coperte a caso il giorno prima e dà le basi a tuttə, chi glielo fa fare.
Giggino è un peccato che avuto scazzi sul finale con la PU perché ho quasi creduto al 2-3 di Ferrari, Piastri non ci ha mai staccati troppo. se antonelli mette la pressa a russell potremmo quasi approfittarne sul costruttori volendo

che dire #F1segreta

vanblessed Mar 29

Nella nuova puntata di #f1segreta

Le divinità giapponesi sorridono a Kimi e gli donano una Safety Car al momento giusto. Il senso colpa si fa grande nel giovane bolognese, e decide di spingere la sua autovettura fino alla fine della gara, dando sempre più secondi di distacco, per dimostrare che magari ce l'avrebbe fatta anche senza il pit stop quasi gratuito.

(che comunque anche HAM, GAS e VER hanno beneficiato del pit stop sotto safety car, ma sono arrivati P6 P7 P8)

CC @battiato38

Sora Benedetta Mar 15

HE DID IT
HE REALLY DID IT MEIN GOTT
THE PATATO HAS WON

Very nice Ferrari too, still far from them but at least at the beginning of the races we can make Mercs work for it. ppl who watches "only the starts" of races will be pleased.

Sad for Max, he was doing a good race, but that's the year of experimenting and in experiments reliability is the problem so we'll see. This works also for the other teams, and this puts Sainz's result even higher. #f1 #f1segreta #ChineseGP

Sora Benedetta Mar 14

#F1Segreta #ChineseGP #F1

Scusate ma IL PATATO IN POLE
CEH QUESTO MI FA IL 🤙🤙🤙 GESTO E POI LA PIAZZA COSÌ
AO

Che roba se succede che roba. Tocca tifare contro le Ferrari (che tanto non ce n'è bisogno) quasi

Sora Benedetta Dec 6, 2025

so
we're finally at last race
Max can lose the title, he's in an inferior car doing something inhumane.
Piastri can lose the title, he's at less than 100 GPs and he's already battling for the championship, he's got better years to come.
Lando def cannot, unfortunately, because he deserves it and must prove something after a lot of years in McLaren. and I think he will, and hope tbh

So I think that
Max will win the race, but not the title
Lando 2nd and becomes champion
Russel does its magic and comes 3rd ahead of Piastri, bc Russel is only waiting for a chance to win a WDC, he's a great driver.

Abu Dhabi is usually a terrible track in terms of action, but lets hope for something and then we can finally close this devastating year for every italian #F1 fan #f1segreta #abudhabigp

Sora Benedetta Dec 4, 2025

gosh how many #F1 memes I had on my phones I could open a page on em
Do it first, organize your img on your phone while you download them

or I don't know, develop a self-hostable, offline, sustainable AI that you can train with your stuff and let it do it for you (still you have to train it so dunno) #f1segreta