Mastodawn

🚀 Oh, look! #Anthropic is now in the business of selling literary nostalgia as #AI models, complete with names that put English majors to shame. 🤓 Because who wouldn’t want a robot to mansplain poetry with a "Diatribe" or charge you for an existential "Haiku"? 💸
https://samwilkinson.io/posts/2026-06-09-anthropics-model-naming-extrapolated #LiteraryNostalgia #PoetryModels #AIHumor #ExistentialHaiku #HackerNews #ngated

With the release of Claude Fable, it is clear that Anthropic is progressing from poems to enterprise-scale narrative objects.

Every so often
A soul slides in next to yours
And it’s just perfect

And in between times
It really doesn’t happen
And that’s okay too