I picked up my empty coffee cup in the living room to drop off in the kitchen on the way upstairs. Upstairs I'm still holding the coffee cup, so I put it down to do the stuff I came upstairs to do. Once I'm back downstairs I go to the kitchen. But I'm not holding the coffee cup.

At least this is good for my thigh muscles.

#EverydayHorror #DomesticBliss #MiddleAgeProblems

#LifeHack: Don't store After Eight mints in a cupboard next to a similar sized box of individually packaged tea bags.

#DomesticBliss #EverydayHorror

Half way through work today my trousers developed a large tear next to the rear pocket. Spent the rest of they day sat down, or trying to walk with my back to the wall.

How was your day?

#EverydayHorror

Ahh, secret agent Black Sock strikes again and has infiltrated the colours wash.

#EverydayHorror #DomesticBliss

I'm down to my last tea bag at work 😱

#EveryDayHorror

Cats staring, scratching at the walls. More careful examination of the layout of the rooms reveals a large, unaccounted space in the middle of the flat.

I'm going to get fucking house of leave'd.

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