Elk Detective has been walking around the Antler Pass Police Station bumping into people and filing cabinets. Syrup theft cases are piling up on his desk. He's been beside himself since that young bull elk that maintains the water coolers started coming by.

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Elk Detective let out an ugly cry that prompted many 911 calls. A number of people thought another high pressure line ruptured at the Antler Pass Cider Mill while others thought somebody was blasting Yoko Ono a little too loud It turns out that Sgt. Elk couldn't contain his/their joy and wailed after Jinkx Monsoon won Season 7 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

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POLICE CHIEF: "This article says a dog's sense of smell is 10,000 times better than ours. Maybe we should get a police dog. That would make your job a lot easier. Wouldn't it?"

ELK DETECTIVE: [scoffs and tosses back his scarf]

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Elk Detective arrived in town and tossed his beret up in the air while The Mary Tyler Moore Show theme song played from the loudspeaker of the Antler Pass 'N Gas.

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[Outside the Antler Pass Donut Shop (the other one)]

Moose Cop: [stares at Elk Detective, chewing]

Elk Detective: [stares at Moose Cop, chewing]

Officer Midge: Whoa whoa settle down you two, let’s be professionals

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