Thirty years ago, my then girlfriend and I went to see a clairvoyant for a laugh. We ended up not finding it the least bit funny, but that's another story.
When I first walked in, we made some chit-chat. Then she said "You're an only child and your mother had a miscarriage before you were born".
That got my fucking attention.
She went on to say that "You hate rich people, but you shouldn't. You should think of money as fuel. It can be used to power a tank or an ambulance".
Fuck that noise.
#EatThemAll

