“‘You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly.
'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.”
Terry Pratchett; Night Watch
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“I want to eat chocolates in a great big room where the world is a different place.”
Terry Pratchett; Monstrous Regiment
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“Lancrastians liked clocks, although they didn't bother much about actual time in any length much shorter than an hour. If you needed to boil an egg, you sang fifteen verse of 'Where Had All The Custard Gone?' under your breath. But the tick was a comfort on long evenings.”
Terry Pratchett; Carpe Jugulum
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“Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!”
Terry Pratchett; Night Watch
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