"Trump safe after gunshots heard in vicinity."
Here we go again. Another two weeks of walking around in an #EarTampon
Look, Malignia. I'd rather pour acid in my eyes than subject them to your stupid fuckin' book. You want the truth about the #EarTampon moment? It was #Kayfabe. #Fake. He had a blood pack in his hand and slapped the side of his face. It was Putin. The #RegisteredRepublican who pulled the trigger was recruited by Putin as a useful idiot.
OK. Standing in front of a food drive's worth of rotting groceries, #FatHitler did NOT "hammer" #Kamala2024 on the economy. He lied, insulted, and mouth-sharted, but there was no hammering.
Trump did not "punch back." Mouth-sharts aren't punches.
It wasn't a "miracle" that led to #OrangeJesus walking around with an #EarTampon for 2 weeks. It was all just teevee wrestling #Kayfabe.
And that's really the takeaway from his whole career. Teevee wrestling Kayfabe.
I love all the "horrible" and "bloody" adjectives in this piece. I've bled more from shaving accidents, and I didn't need an #EarTampon for two weeks afterward.
Why don't we all stop pretending that we feel sympathy for the orange clown, #FatHitler? Face it: every time the media beats that clip to death on teevee, parts of our inner beings keep saying, "Maybe this time he won't get up."
Putin scoured the 8chans, QAnons, and Telegrams, looking for a leaderless, antisocial teen he could convince to take one for the team.
Oh, and when I cut my ear, the bandage is off within an hour. Trump's been wearing that #EarTampon for 2 weeks now.
Putin stages a fake "assassination attempt, and Trump spends a week walking around in a #EarTampon.
Biden ends a lifelong career in politics to do the right thing for his country.
I respect you, #FranklinDelanoBiden, and I will wholeheartedly support #MamaLion Kamala as she goes against #KingShart in his attempt to destroy our country.
BitcoDavid #ResistTrump