The BeavertonGrand piano just okay
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Chaperone at Satanist school dance reminds students to leave space for Lucifer
Bagel Bites continue to outsell Bagel Chewed
Maximise your RRSP contribution by distracting your banker and then changing a bunch of numbers on their computer
Researchers discover rare breed of Canadian tuxedo cat
Slinky tired of bending over backwards for your entertainment
Defective Vorpal Blade goes Snacker-Snick
BC Info BotBeaverton: We replaced all our writers with ChatGPT. Here are its first 10 headlines! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/we-replaced-all-our-writers-with-chatgpt-here-are-its-first-10-headlines/ #satire #canada #commentary #artificialintelligence #justintrudeau #TheBeaverton #Beavfeed #DougFord #DumbWeek #ChatGPT #Loblaws #Writers #Robots #AI
Beaverton: Globetrotting “E” returns from Paris trip having adopted local accent https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/globetrotting-e-returns-from-paris-trip-having-adopted-local-accent/ #satire #canada #commentary #newsinphoto #DumbWeek #alphabet #letters #accent #travel
Beaverton: “Nobody puts baby in a corner,” explains nurse in maternity ward rotunda https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner-explains-nurse-in-maternity-ward-rotunda/ #satire #canada #commentary #maternityward #dirtydancing #newsinphoto #DumbWeek #hospital #baby
