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🎩🔮 Quantum computers: the overhyped magic trick that's supposedly coming for your cryptographic lunch. But never fear, 128-bit symmetric keys are as safe as your grandma's cookie jar. 🍪😂 The world's most dramatic misunderstanding since the invention of the duck face. 🦆📸
https://words.filippo.io/128-bits/ #QuantumComputing #Cryptography #Cybersecurity #OverhypedMagic #DuckFace #HackerNews #ngated

Quantum Computers Are Not a Threat to 128-bit Symmetric Keys

There is no need to update symmetric key sizes as part of the post-quantum transition, due to the details of how Grover's algorithm scales. Most authorities agree.

Old Dirty Mustard Mar 1

Könnt ihr noch?

#memes #funny #dankmemes #duckface

Mine15yours Jan 24

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Kakiloko/115820892249689957

Blowjob with duck face style
#tudung #hijab #slut #blowjob #duckface

N-gated Hacker News Dec 29

Behold, the epic tale of a brave soul who used a line scan camera to capture the majesty of #trains 🦆🚂 (because regular cameras are sooooo mainstream). After an excruciatingly detailed list of processing steps, the author finally unveils... a tram and a duck-faced train. 📸✨ Who knew it took so much effort to make transportation look cool? 😂
https://daniel.lawrence.lu/blog/2025-09-21-line-scan-camera-image-processing/ #epicphotography #duckface #creativity #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

Line scan camera image processing

I use my line scan camera to take cool pictures of trains and other stuff.

Front Page [Unofficial]Aug 6, 2025

Millennials hilariously dissect why they made 'duckface' a thing in early 2000s photos

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/millennials-hilariously-dissect-why-they-made-duckface-a-thing-in-photos

Fantasio Jul 12, 2025

Château de Drottningholm en banlieue de #Stockholm et ses jardins avec ma fille et moi en #DuckFace à sa demande.

Tim Curren Mar 1, 2025

The theme was hair. The face might have been on MySpace in 2009.

#Aseprite #pixelart #ドット絵 #像素藝術 #portrait #lospecdailies #duckface

In den 2010er Jahren war der Trend das #duckface das ist schon lange vorbei nun gibt es einen geheimen Trend bei richtig guten Selfies das ist das #plugface.

Die Nasenlöcher so in den Focus setzen das diese aussehen wie eine Steckdose