I think it had a cast of only 3 or 4 performers. They were using actual #Shakespeare #dialogue; it wasn't written in modern English or anything like that. I don't remember a lot about the performance other than what I'm about to relate. Either it wasn't that memorable, or this bit was simply burned into my brain and left no room for anything else.

Lady MacBeth was played by a young woman - probably not older than 18 - and the others were young as well. Lady MacBeth performed one of her monologues in an ... #unusual fashion.

While she was #monologuing, she and MacBeth were, to put not too fine a point on it, dry-humping. Doggy-style. So fully #clothed, but doing the, uh, motion of the real thing. Lady MacBeth was leaning forward over a chair, facing directly out into the #audience, while MacBeth was behind her, hands on her hips, #thrusting away #rhythmically through her whole #speech.

He wasn't just faking, so her lines were interrupted every couple of seconds with a #slapping sound and a hitch in her voice. I don't remember which soliloquy it was, but it would have gone something like:

We fail! (slap)
But screw your courage (slap) to the sticking-place (slap),
And we'll not fail (slap). When Duncan is asleep (slap) -
Whereto the rather (slap) shall his day's hard journey (slap) ...

But they were playing it deadly serious.

2/3

#DryHump #DryHumping #DoggyStyle #monologue #performance #laugh #laughing #slap

Josh Fleming DID IT!

FWIW: David Bednar began to warm up in the ninth with 2 on and 1 out and a 7-1 lead. First closer to #dryhump of the 2024.

@HannaEsmeralda_ Minä olisin periaatteessa halukas tarjoamaan #TotalEnclosure-tyyliin pukeutuneena kuivaseksiä ja joitakin #BDSM-touhuja seksiä kipeästi kaipaaville #incel-miehille, vaikka en ole nainen, enkä seksuaalista vetoa miehiä kohtaan tunne. #DryHump #DryHumping https://twitter.com/AKustaanheimo/status/1571959237949132802

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