That's was actually much better than I remembered. A *lot* more going on than just roasting ladies. Thanks for hosting @[email protected]! #DontGoInTheHouse #Splatterday

Damn, that's a lot more thoughtful than I would've expected for a movie like this. V cool! Hell, I thought the burn victims were just good lookin' dummies. #DontGoInTheHouse #Splatterday

I'm so far behind. Donny just got thrashed in the parking garage. My wi-fi crashed and I had to go back to the Prime menu. I can't win for losing. #DontGoInTheHouse #Splatterday

Garbage puns are the pits! #DontGoInTheHouse #Splatterday

a teddy bear is singing into a...

Wait, wasn't that Bobby's wife that answered the phone? And he's sitting there setting up a double date? #DontGoInTheHouse #Splatterday

So what's he trying to say, that she burned him? I don't get it. #DontGoInTheHouse #Splatterday

"Are you tough-talking a corpse?" -Owen Wilson, Starsky & Hutch #DontGoInTheHouse #Splatterday

Donny, roast that's kid's Mom! She sucks! #DontGoInTheHouse #Splatterday

Gotta admit, the first time he steps thru the door in his fire suit, it's a pretty effective moment. #DontGoInTheHouse #Splatterday