The Tesla "cybertaxi" launch was a bit of a joke that ended with a faked ride off into the distance for Musk. But even if he pulls out off I'm still a #NeverTesla #EverythingButTheElon kind of guy.

Why? Because I loath neo-fascists who pal around with #DonableLecter like an excited kid at the candy store.

So I nearby rename his beloved "cyber taxi" to the "fashy taxi" and friends don't let friends ride in fashy taxies.

#CyberTaxi #FashyTaxi