๐Ÿชโœˆ๏ธ Oh no, a U.S. fighter jet supposedly crash-landed in #Iran, but hold your panic! You can't even get past the digital cookie wall without enabling #JavaScript. ๐ŸŽญ Dramatic headline, but please, let's focus on the real tragedy: a website that can't function without cookies. ๐Ÿ™„
https://www.axios.com/2026/04/03/iran-us-fighter-shot-down #USFighterJet #Crash #DigitalCookies #WebTragedy #HackerNews #HackerNews #ngated
U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran: Search ongoing for missing crew member

It would be the first time since the beginning of the war that a U.S. jet was downed by enemy fire.

Axios
๐Ÿช In a stunning display of courtroom drama, two tech titans duke it out over something you'd probably only care about if you're deeply into digital cookie policies. Meanwhile, the National Archives reminds you that even your cookie preferences are more interesting than this spat. ๐Ÿช
https://caselaw.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ewhc/kb/2025/3063 #courtroomdrama #techtitans #digitalcookies #cookiepolicies #NationalArchives #HackerNews #ngated
Dr Matthew Garrett v Dr Roy Schestowitz & Anor - Find Case Law - The National Archives

In a groundbreaking revelation, Windows users can now *almost* escape Microsoft's surveillance tentacles, but only if you can outsmart a digital cookie ๐Ÿช puzzle made for a toddler. Microsoft: providing the freedom to maybe, sort of, not really do what you want since 1975. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ’ป
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/new-windows-11-trick-lets-you-bypass-microsoft-account-requirement/ #WindowsPrivacy #DigitalCookies #MicrosoftSurveillance #TechHumor #UserFreedom #HackerNews #ngated
New Windows 11 trick lets you bypass Microsoft Account requirement

A previously unknown trick lets you easily bypass using a Microsoft Account in Windows 11, just as Microsoft tries to make it harder to use local accounts.

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@mtfenning Welcome to the #Neighborhood, Here is your basket of #DigitalCookies from your #DigitalNeighbor