Both my fibre and 4G Internet links are down. #Digiweb & #Vodafone respectively. First time. My PfSense router is setup to fail over automatically.

Online now via phone (#Eir).

Vodafone's support number is answered by an "AI" system called #Tobi, by an intergalactic margin the most annoying, mind-blowingly terrible system I've ever encountered. One minute my account number is found. On a subsequent call it doesn't exist.

Are you moving house?

No.

Sends me a text about moving house.🙄🤦