If you shoot for the moon and miss, you won't end up near any stars. Stars are millions of miles away. You'll end up lost in space.

Good luck.

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People try to get me into a better mood by saying things like "It takes 72 muscles to frown, but only 13 to smile." I like to remind them that Resting Asshole Face, by definition, doesn't take any.

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