Wow, "DeepSeek Drops Distributed DuckDB"—a saga of tech buzzword salad so dense, it could stop a bullet. 🦆💨 Apparently, if you squint hard enough, #smallpond and #3FS are here to revolutionize databases...for the three people who can figure out what they're for. 🚀💀
https://www.definite.app/blog/smallpond #DeepSeek #DistributedDuckDB #TechBuzzwords #DatabaseRevolution #HackerNews #ngated