"Why did the vampire make a terrible employee?

Because whenever he was asked to work, he always said, ""I can't. I'm allergic to the bark!""

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Darkly Hilarious: 180+ Puns and Jokes for the Inner Goth in You

Welcome to the best collection of dark puns and jokes about the things that go bump in the night! We've scoured the shadows to bring you a list of clever and

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