Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6in
His statue is 17ft 4in
That’s Horatio of about 3:1

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN…
…You get them very angry.

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Q How do you get down off an elephant?
A You don’t! You get down off a goose!

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People call me self-centred, but that’s enough about them.

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It’s a little known fact that Winnie the Pooh author AA Milne had a smaller brother called AAA Milne

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I tried calling the ladder factory but couldn't get through.
It just rung and rung.

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An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has recently been dismissed from her job.
It seems that a male caller 'phoned in from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet my maker."
Apparently, "Remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response.

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What do you call spiders when they get married?

Newleywebs!
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