If I could change the colour of any of the seven dwarves….
…I would dye Happy.

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I’m writing a book about all the things I should do in my lifetime. It’s an oughtobiography.

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Every single person who confuses causation with correlation ends up dying!

#jokeoftheday #conspiracytheory

I did laugh....
#humour #boost #jokeoftheday

https://youtube.com/shorts/D9yz9X85OH0?si=ZPghT1P0sW1dTQAe

I threw a ball for my dog.
I know it was a bit extravagant, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket (tuxedo)

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My old geography teacher was the best. I wouldn't swap him for all the tea in Denmark.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try again twice more so your failures are statistically significant.

#jokeoftheday #mathshumour