đŸ§Ÿâ€â™€ïž đŸ§Ÿâ€â™‚ïž ZOMBIES GOT YOU DOWN? Fear not, cubicle warriors! I've got the inside scoop on how to survive the apocalypse with nothing but those trusty office supplies.

Think staplers as projectile weapons, paper clips as lock picks, and rubber bands as...well, really strong rubber bands 😆.

https://medium.com/be-open/how-to-survive-the-zombie-apocalypse-with-just-office-supplies-a-satirical-guide-e8f47f108414

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Survive the Zombie Apocalypse Using Only Everyday Office Supplies: Satirical DIY Weapons, Armor & Fort Building Hacks | Be Open

Absurdly exaggerated yet vaguely plausible tips to endure a zombie invasion armed with only office supplies like pens, paper clips, rubber bands, whiteout, etc.

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