Mastodawn

I encourage as many #Elon fanboys as possible to buy #Cybertrucks. Please indulge your #EpsteinClass fandom & give #PhonyStark all your money. Take out loans & pawn everything you own so you can buy one of these quite fascinating pieces of technology. You deserve it. #NaziCar #Cybercuck #Fascists

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ferricoxide Apr 16, 2025

Something I didn't quite understand was the whole "throw slices of cheese onto Teslas" thing. I mean, sure, it will do some damage to the finish of a car, particularly one like the #Cybercuck, but cured meats like bologna, salami and the like have even more capacity to damage (and more quickly).

Especially as we go into the hotter, sunnier months with ever-earlier sunrises, plastering Teslas with sliced food products becomes a better strategy. It's especially useful if done in the wee hours of the morning before sunup. That food product could be sitting on a #Tesla for a few, sunny hours before its owner comes out to drive it to work.

#swasticar
#CyberTruck

Tesla protestors are wallpapering the brand’s EVs with cheese

The protestors want to make Tesla ownership cheesy.

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#CyberCuck

Voight Kampff Aug 29, 2024

Third Documented Tesla Cybertruck Fire in Less Than a Month Raises Questions - autoevolution
#CyberCuck #ElonMuskrat #CyberBrick #CyberJunk
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the-third-documented-tesla-cybertruck-fire-in-less-than-a-month-raises-questions-239065.html

Third Documented Tesla Cybertruck Fire in Less Than a Month Raises Questions

The Tesla Cybertruck doesn't seem to live up to its apocalypse vehicle claims, as the third documented fire was recorded in Texas following a bizarre accident

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