"Hey we froze your business and if you're an IT admin caused you 24-72 hour work shifts and no sleep. Here, have a coffee! We're cool bro?"
... this is CrowdStrike seriously taking the piss, tbh.
https://techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/