RE: https://masto.ai/@rbreich/115618496503353265

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Cartoon of tiny hands Trump with a tiny axe in his hands standing like a zombie facing two turkeys ( birds, not people from his cabinet )

One turkey is saying to the other: "He says he'll only pardon us if we buy millions of his crypto con."

The signature seems to say "Slyngstad"

Looking again, the last work might be "coin". Both work, but "con" is more accurate

#alt4you #alttext #Thanksgiving #USpol #pardonsForSale #EpsteinsBFF #creepto #grifto

Ofc morally bankrupt companies won't care about security, all the money goes back to customer acquisition until there's nothing but chalk dust to collect.

｢ WazirX, one of India’s largest cryptocurrency exchanges, has “temporarily” suspended all trading activities on its platform days after losing about $230 million, nearly half of its reserves, in a security breach ｣

https://techcrunch.com/2024/07/21/wazirx-halts-trading-after-230-million-hit-to-crypto-exchange/

#creepto #india #hacking #infosec

 Just what I needed, more AI and crypto bs, this time from @protonprivacy

That was the last straw, gonna selfhost everything I can.

https://news.itsfoss.com/proton-wallet-bitcoin/

#proton #privacy #creepto

#CryptoFail firm #FTX #Bankruptcy proceedings include filing #lawsuit vs #Stanford faculty member family of #incarcerated financial whiz kid #SBF for enriching themselves at trough of his #criminal #Creepto enterprise . #Lawsuit seeks to recover million$ for #victims from #parents who personally benefitted from son's particularly potent #Ponzi #Fraud

https://fortune.com/crypto/2023/09/19/ftx-sam-bankman-fried-joe-barbara-siphoning-millions-personal-benefit/

hot take, crypto is cryptography, so encryption such as SSH, TLS and GPG

creepto is digital coin grift like NFTs

creeptbro is a perpetrator of the creepto grift

#creeptocurrency #creepto