NicQ What are the most dangerous kind of canoes?
A Volcanoes
When cannibals eat missionaries, might they get a taste for religion?
hilariousjokestoday1. What’s a Graham cracker’s favorite subject? Crumbistry.
2. What’s the Graham cracker’s motto? Stay sweet and stay crunchy
3. How do Graham crackers apologize? “I’m sorry. I was just a bit flakey.”😀
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My uncle chops down trees in his sleep! He's a slumberjack.
Q Did you ever hear of silent tennis?
A It’s like normal tennis but without the racquet.
Q What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A One requires tweetment while the other needs oinkment.
Q Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
A Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat!
Q: What is the difference between a gullible person and a pizza?
A: One is easy to cheat and the other is cheesy to eat!
Q What did one reindeer say to the other?
A Nothing - reindeer can’t talk
UlrikeWhy did the snowman rummage through a box of carrots?