Dear Celebrities...
...If any of you Neglectful & Greedy Fucks ever called 2026 a Great Year...
...YOU WILL BE BLOCKED, BOYCOTTED, & CANCELLED!!!
2026 IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST YEAR OF MY FUCKING LIFE!!!
2026 IS A REAL-LIFE HORROR MOVIE!!!
AND 2026 IS A LOT SCARIER THAN ANY PRE-1990 HORROR MOVIES!!!