"It was ME, Barry! **I** made them think you were a coomer!"
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Bluesky

Bluesky Social

An imagining this #movie where these coomers have a conspiracy going, and it's like, the #Coomer #Conspiracy ("Coomspiracy"?), that's secretly running the world or some shit. They hold meetings, and in order to prove that you're still a coomer you have to present a #cumsock when you show up.

So there's like a scene near the end, as they're trying to figure out who's infiltrated their group, where this guy screams "He's not a real coomer! SMELL HIS CUMSOCK!!" And some other guy is like, "I know the smell of dried semen by heart, give me that! ...THIS ISN'T SEMEN, THIS IS MAYONNAISE, THE OTHER THING I KNOW THE SMELL OF BY HEART!! THROW HIM IN THE CUM PIT!!!"

#Shitpost

hehe, she called him a tough nut to crack #coomer
The Thirst Trap Left (BONK! Simp) with Merrick For America https://kolektiva.media/videos/watch/1d4c03dc-064d-439a-9c55-4600b35ee86c
The Thirst Trap Left (BONK! Simp) with Merrick For America

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