Ah, yes, because who hasn't thought #biologists should be our go-to source for speeding up #Haskell compilation? 🤦‍♂️ Clearly, the solution to a complex algorithm is to just "borrow" from a field that studies life itself. Maybe next time we'll consult astrophysicists for our coffee brewing optimizations. ☕🚀
https://www.iankduncan.com/engineering/2026-05-30-stealing-from-biologists-to-compile-haskell-faster/ #Compilation #CoffeeOptimization #Astrophysics #Humor #HackerNews #ngated