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Some of Hank Yarbo's pearls of wisdom seem to use identical reasoning methodology to #CliffClavinFacts 🤔

Everything you need to live is found in coffee beans, all the amino acids, proteins, fats, and other nutrients vital for life. The problem is that we mix it with water, diluting the strength. If you could manage to imbibe 36 gallons each day, you'd never have to eat. Of course you would have to spend your entire day urinating, but that's a small price to pay.
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When the New York Mets were founded, the money to finance the team was raised with bake sales, having schoolchildren sell magazine subscriptions, and holding a raffle that awarded a hideous Christmas sweater as first prize.

#CliffClavinFacts #HashtagGames The last lobster caught in Boston Harbor was in 1918, the last year the Red Sox won the World Series. (Until 2004, but that was after Cheers) Stripers eat any lobsters entering the harbor, so any served on the waterfront are imported from Maine.
It's a well known fact at NASA that octopuses are alien invaders from the planet Kflrgrnrn 6.
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If we could eliminate human flatulence for one month it would completely reverse global warming. We could account for 63.8% of that if we stop consuming dairy. The other 47% could be taken care of with scientifically engineered supplements.
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The phrase "Pahk yah cah in Havahd Yahd" was created by a garment maker from NYC named Moishe Maisel. He got tired of clients from Boston mispronouncing his name, so he told them, 'Pronounce THIS!!!' It was the first challenge to go viral on TikTok.

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"It's a little known fact that smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20-30 years of loyal service and then at their retirement dinner you can eat them."
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(#Plagiarism, 😉 he actually did say that on the show.)

"Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Rudolf Bultmann, and Mircea Eliade are three men who have never been in my kitchen"

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Most people don't know that cats actually have ten lives. It's an evolutionary advantage they developed in ancient Egypt. Roman invaders misinterpreted the hieroglyph for ten as nine and it stuck.
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