Catmiss twee
Dat jus for me
I luvs it all
But it be small

Den Figgy steels
Da star on top
He nok it down
I gib him bop

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Cubbered in pompoms,
A star on my hed
I be a cutie,
A Catmiss twee Ched!

Gib me yor pwesents,
Proteks dem, I will!
Feed me wif hams,
Til I gets all my fill.

I is all majik,
Such happys I bwing!
If yoo comes close,
Hammy Catmiss, I sing!

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