In a shocking twist, it turns out officials are just as clueless about Iran's uranium as they are about how to turn off their ad blockers 😂🔍. The New York Times bravely reports this non-news with the same urgency as a cat chasing a laser pointer 🐱💨. Looks like the only thing enriched here is confusion! 🤷‍♂️🥴
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/us/politics/iran-uranium-stockpile-whereabouts.html #IranUranium #AdBlockers #Confusion #NYTimes #CatChasingLaser #NonNews #HackerNews #ngated
Officials Concede They Don’t Know the Fate of Iran’s Uranium Stockpile

Both Vice President JD Vance and Rafael Grossi, the head of the International Atomic Energy Agency, acknowledged questions about the whereabouts of Iran’s stockpile of near-bomb-grade nuclear material.

The New York Times