🚀 Behold the CJIT: a 2MB miracle that aspires to be the Swiss Army knife of C compilers, but ends up being the spork nobody asked for. 🤡 It bravely promises to deploy "instantly" across platforms, assuming your idea of instant includes deciphering a cryptic tutorial reminiscent of an IKEA assembly guide. 📎
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