Previous toot in no way, shape, or form, inspired by experience in past years on #FixedPriceContracts or by my current project being in “hypercare” post a PROD deployment and due to wrap up by 30 June.

#Honest

#ifYouBelieveThat

#IHaveABridgeToSellYou

#BusinessAnalysisLife

Q: What’s the difference between a bug and a feature?

A: Features cost extra

#BusinessAnalysisLife

Yes, this is the excitement* that is #BusinessAnalysisLife

*Contains #sarcasm. May contain #WeaponsGradeSarcasm

With some recent network migrations at work I need to use a Remote Desktop app to access some key software. Guess which app is failing right now under departmental load? #BusinessAnalysisLife