Scientists Accidentally Invent Molecular Speedrun, New Medicines Now Leveling Up Fast

#BreakingChemistry #BigPharmaBuzz #MolecularMagic #ScienceSatire #PillPanic By: TheJestPress.com **Scientists Invent "Microwave Chemicals"—Pharmaceutical Industry Instantly Forgets How to Pronounce Molecule Names** In a revelation that has both excited and terrified the pharmaceutical industry, chemists have announced a super-fast chemical shortcut that builds weird, uniquely-shaped…

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