Mastodawn

BOFH Excuses 1h ago

#BOFH excuse #342:

HTTPD Error 4004 : very old Intel cpu - insufficient processing power

BOFH Excuses 7h ago

#BOFH excuse #178:

short leg on process table

BOFH Excuses 13h ago

#BOFH excuse #350:

paradigm shift...without a clutch

BOFH Excuses 19h ago

#BOFH excuse #332:

suboptimal routing experience

BOFH Excuses 1d ago

#BOFH excuse #134:

because of network lag due to too many people playing deathmatch

BOFH Excuses 1d ago

#BOFH excuse #84:

Someone is standing on the ethernet cable, causing a kink in the cable

BOFH Excuses 1d ago

#BOFH excuse #157:

Incorrect time synchronization

BOFH Excuses 1d ago

#BOFH excuse #415:

Maintenance window broken

Falk 🇪🇺🇨🇦🐕🔋1d ago

RE: https://mastodon.online/@falk/116566711041676113

Really, @hetzner? Weiterhin Support-Antworten im herablassenden #bofh-Style mit der Prämisse, dass der Kunde auf jeden Fall dämlich ist? Bisschen schade, aber bei dem Service-Level bin ich nicht mehr weit davon entfernt, alle Server anderswohin zu migrieren. #fail

@AE35 @silvermoon82 At what point does patching all the 'sploits cause more downtime/disruption than the 'sploit? ;) #BOFH