"The cereal is right behind it, sort of on the same plane." - BILLY DISNEY, The Incredible Shrinking Cap’n, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalCerealDay #BillyDisney

"This thing's funny." - BILLY DISNEY, The Guacfather, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #BillyDisney

"Well for me it's definitely less than a year, but I just want you all to go ahead now and open it up and pour yourself some Cap'n Crunch." - BILLY DISNEY, The Incredible Shrinking Cap’n, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #BillyDisney

"I think this is my ASMR!" - BILLY DISNEY, What To Do With Fake Money, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #InternationalASMRDay #BillyDisney

"Also, Snoopy doesn't talk." - BILLY DISNEY, The Most Popular Snoopy Quote in Japan, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #GoodGriefDay #BillyDisney

"There's plenty of vintage boxes on eBay, but none of them have the cereal." - BILLY DISNEY, The Incredible Shrinking Cap’n, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalCerealDay #BillyDisney

"Kellogg's does not own the name, Frosted Flakes!" - BILLY DISNEY, How Cool Ranch Doritos Got Cooler, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalCerealDay #BillyDisney

"Could I pay to turn my basement into a Pizza Hut Classic?" - BILLY DISNEY, 2-for-1: Pursuit and Pizza, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalPizzaDay #BillyDisney

"Cotton Candy Cap'n Crunch isn't related to our mystery, and Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch isn't related to our mystery, because it's always round." - BILLY DISNEY, The Incredible Shrinking Cap’n, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalCottonCandyDay #BillyDisney

"I mean, like, Caitlin, my wife, is the same way." - BILLY DISNEY, What Happened To the McFlurry?, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #mcflurry #WifeAppreciationDay #BillyDisney