Elon Musk Blames Apple and OpenAI for AI’s Terrible Monopoly Dance

#ElonVsFruit #AIWars #OpenAIrony #BigTechDrama #LawsuitLulz By: TheJestPress.com and Sponsored by: In a legal move that surprised absolutely no one, billionaire, Twitter hobbyist, and part-time Dogecoin whisperer Elon Musk has filed an antitrust lawsuit against Apple and OpenAI. His charge? That the pair are — in Musk’s exact words — “hogging all the good robots and leaving everyone else with the…

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Microsoft Joins EU AI Code Party, Meta Throws Itself a Rebellion Bash

#Satire #AIRebellion #BigTechDrama #MetaVsMicrosoft #GuidelineGames By: TheJestPress.com **Microsoft Cheers, Meta Jeers as EU AI Code of Practice Sparks Tech Soap Opera** In a plot twist more unexpected than Clippy’s return, Microsoft has announced it is likely to sign the EU’s new AI Code of Practice, while Meta casually left its “response” on read. Several sources say Microsoft’s legal team has…

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