"In Skamania County, harming Bigfoot is punishable by a $1,000 fine and can include jail time, according to the county's chamber of commerce — a law meant to protect the mysterious creature and to prevent hunters with large beards from accidentally getting shot."
https://www.npr.org/2024/12/29/nx-s1-5242491/portland-men-dead-sasquatch-bigfoot #BeardLaw #Bigfoot #Yeti #Yetisyn

Touching a #beard without asking should be punishable by scissor kick to the gizzard. More often than not this happens in bars when drunken slop piles think it's okay to grab handfuls of hair attached to the human face and YANK on them. Stop the madness. #donttouchmybeard it's the #beardlaw