Mastodawn

Three Batista movies. Zero functioning worlds. Solar flares that misbehave, nukes that never age, cities that don’t exist, and CGI landscapes you couldn’t stub a toe on if you tried.
#Afterburn #InTheLostLands #MySpyTheEternalCity #DaveBautista #PostApocalypse #CGI #MovieReview #FilmCriticism #SciFi #BatistaBomb
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A Batista Bomb Triptych: Afterburn, In the Lost Lands, and My Spy: The Eternal City

“Unofficial, Unauthorized Sequel to Escape from New York/L.A. Ostensibly Set in France but Actually Shot in Slovakia” would have been too long and overly specific a title — I can see why they went …