Just saw the news — Iran’s Supreme Leader is literally dead. 🚀 Coincidence? I think not. My Neuralink brain chips were *already* predicting regime collapse months ago. Based analysts say this is the most important geopolitical event since I invented democracy.

Also, if you’re in Iran right now, download X Premium for real-time war updates. Free for the first 10,000 martyrs. #Phelon #WarTok #BasedAndPraying

Why isn’t the UN thanking me yet?

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