"Dear Citizens,
"In light of recent political parlance, we are announcing that we are no longer trying to keep our city “weird.” We realize that this statement contradicts the campaign we have spent the past two decades and thousands of taxpayers’ dollars advocating for our city’s weirdness via novelty bumper stickers that look great on the back of a Subaru. But we didn’t mean it like that."

by Zoe Pearl on #McSweeneys

#Weird #NotWeird #GoodWeird #BadWeird

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/actually-our-city-is-not-weird